Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Joke de jour
WIFE FROM HELL
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out a second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit fitted in the car he had just pulled over, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
'Only when he's been drinking.'
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out a second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit fitted in the car he had just pulled over, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
'Only when he's been drinking.'
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Gym
I have backache, headache and arm ache, all in the name of fitness, or, trip to the gym no.2 after a 4 year break from exercise.....in fact, this photo of my cat makes me very envious...wish I was there...
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Monday, June 2, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
My team at work
Back row: Me, Kriszta, Benoit, Miklos, Charlie, Jamie, Sanne, Angi, Andi
Front row: Zsuzsa, Szilvi, Eva S, Orsi, Eva L, Adrienn, Eva M
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
A night at the opera...house that is...
These are pictures taken from my recent trip to the opera house with Aliz, my parents, Jean and Mike.....a great night, Budapest philharmonic playing Puccini..
This morning
Hi, this was Puggsy not long after we shared an iced doughnut, as you can see, there was an expectation for more from her daddy...
Today's musical treat is Radiohead covering the Headmaster Ritual, originally by the Smiths....musical masterclass....
Today's musical treat is Radiohead covering the Headmaster Ritual, originally by the Smiths....musical masterclass....
Friday, May 23, 2008
Pugwash this morning..
Took this about an hour ago, Puggsy was on the bed with me, chewing Aliz's pyjama top because she missed her mummy so much..... :)
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
First posting has to be about......
.... Captain Monkey Pugwash, my completely lovable pet pug.
Aliz and I got her 6weeks ago and she is now 13 weeks old. She is now growing at a frantic pace, you can see changes in her almost daily, quite frightening really, but we know she will stop pretty soon as she is only supposed to be so big when fully grown.
What amazes me is how life changing having a dog can be, just by being with her, I feel a huge sense of happiness. Not that I wasn't happy before, this has just added a previously non-existent dimension to my life, so please, don't think my life wasn't great with my girlfriend and my cat. However I can't think why I didn't get a dog before....
The dog and cat don't exactly get along like a house on fire yet, Puggsy loves Bitty, but Bitty struggles a little so far. I think the dog is more of a nuisance to her at the moment, but she is warming to her...time will tell.Anyway, a short and sweet post to start with. All I wanted to do.
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